Booty Pop Panties

I’m certain I’m not the target market for these new panties called Booty Pop, but I’m intrigued. Seeing as how I’m challenged in the booty area, I usually look for jeans and pants that have flaps or other flat-booty distractions. So undies with padding in the derrier? I gotta try these!

Booty Pop Panties are like a padded bra, only for your cheeks.

I suppose a momma shouldn’t be concerned with what her backside looks like…but mommas, just like everyone else, have body image problems, too, right? I mean, for God’s sake, our bodies have been stretched wonky through pregnancy, so why shouldn’t I get a little lift in the bottom? It’s a lot simpler and safer than a surgical mommy makeover. I’m not saying, I’m just saying…

Booty Pop Panties cost $19.95 plus $6.95 shipping and are available at Buy Booty Pop.