My sister sent me this hilarious post on Suburban Snapshots about how having a toddler was like going to a frat party and it brought back memories of beer, boys and bashes. Here are a few of my favorites from the post and from the comments:
- It’s best not to assume that the person closest to you has any control over their digestive function.
- There’s definitely going to be a fight.
- You are subjected to the same story 20 times.
You realize you are the one telling the same story 20 times. - You lie to your parents about what’s going on at your place.
- Your one goal is to get someone in bed and, when you’re finally successful, you’re so tired all you want to do is go to sleep.
- You ask the two nearly naked girls what they’re doing and they say they’re having a ‘naked underwear party.’
- Someone will be urinating in the front yard with their pants around their ankles. When done they will try to walk with their pants around their ankles.
- For some reason, there’s a half eaten stick of butter under the couch.
- Some little guy is going to spit up and then pass out with his face in your cleavage and a drunken smile on his face.
There are so many more cute analogies! My contribution: there are thousands of colored plastic cups laying around half full and you’re pretty certain one of them was yours…once…but now they all look beyond gross. And to think, you were actually drinking that!
What about you – anything to add???
photo credit: elisfanclub
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